Maybe not quite that low, but it's all the same. For you, I will willingly bare my ass to a stranger with a needle full of ink.
I'm pretty open to anything with a sweeping, feminine design, so long as this kanji character is the central image. [link] (If you'd like to stylise the kanji a bit that's cool, so long as it's still recognisable) To give you a vague idea of the design, here's a dodgy watermarked screencap of one I liked a while ago. [link] This one didn't really appeal for the stabby bit in the middle that would basically be pointing south.
It need only be about six inches wide or so by two inches tall - I'm a rather small person. I'd love to see what you come up with!! ^_____^